God can even see you in the bathroom

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Nope. Not Santa Clause. God.

I find it quite amusing what comes out of Booger's mouth. As basically a non practicing Jew and non practicing Protestant, the choice to send Booger to Catholic school was one of necessity. He needed to be challenged and supported, and our public school just didn't fit the bill. So off he went and it has been wonderful for all of us. Especially because he is teaching us all about God.

Mom, you can't tell me what to do. Only God can.
Dad, God has all powers, even Web power.
He made everything! Even Beyblades and TV!
Don't worry Mudget. God will watch you in the bathroom so you won't fall in.
God is invisible and made everything, but not cars and things like that, he made people for that.

Somehow the awesomeness of a higher power has not escaped this 5 year old's mind. In fact I think because he is so black and white, anything that is said in school must be true. Oh how this might bite us in the ass later.