Wednesday, September 28, 2011

A Dear John Letter... to Stop and Shop

Dear John,

By the time you read these lines I'll be gone.  We have share some good times together.  Savings. 10 for $10. By one, get one free. The double your dollar off coupons.  But recently, I just don't feel like you love me anymore.

Life goes on.  Right or wrong.  I ate out of date cheese.  It might not have been your fault the first time.  But when it happens again, I just can't take the pain.

The sun has come and gone, poor John.   I am leaving you for a someone who might treat me better.  Offer more varieties of organic and fresh foods.  And hopefully keep out of date items off the shelf.  His name is Dave.  And I will be visiting his Marketplace from now on.

Yours truly,

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