Children's quotes are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. Here are some of the best quotes of the last few weeks that I have heard from mine...
Mudge: "Momma, you're the booger factory and I'm the fart master."
Boog: "Mom, I love you as much as possible."
Mudge: "Joe doesn't know my angel kiss."
Boog: "Mom, I'll try something new every week."
Mudge: "No, mama, I'm not the man, I'm the bus."
Boog: "Mom, why are YOU vacuuming?"
Mudge: "Mommy makes the messes and Daddy cleans them up."
Boog: "My winky said hi."
Mudge: "Momma, you don't have a winky. What do you have? A bagina?"
Boog: "Mom, this booger that I pulled off my boo boo made it totally heal."