Thursday, June 23, 2011

Out of the mouth of babes...

Children's quotes are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.  Here are some of the best quotes of the last few weeks that I have heard from mine...

Mudge: "Momma, you're the booger factory and I'm the fart master."

Boog: "Mom, I love you as much as possible."

Mudge: "Joe doesn't know my angel kiss."

Boog: "Mom, I'll try something new every week."

Mudge: "No, mama, I'm not the man, I'm the bus."

Boog: "Mom, why are YOU vacuuming?"

Mudge: "Mommy makes the messes and Daddy cleans them up."

Boog: "My winky said hi."

Mudge: "Momma, you don't have a winky.  What do you have?  A bagina?"

Boog: "Mom, this booger that I pulled off my boo boo made it totally heal."

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